for my birthday???? →
Berlin. May 3-12. Be there. chumies: it’s an itch i have to scratch.
I felt you needed it :) ianhoopes: Serious respect for @malumfortis for sending me cans of Sparks home from Chi-town. He is the best.
Privatization: Chicago's Privatized Parking Meters... →
Yup. Total shit show. Makes me glad I no longer have a car to deal with. Chicago is a great city with bad ideas. fascinatingryan: Have you seen this Jason?
Stop reading comments on forums and product pages. STOP. IT.
When audio is panned so heavy that I can discern it on my MacBook Pro, that is out of control.
Guinness milkshake FTW
MMS, CutCopyPaste, searches, Notes sync, landscape modes, tethering support, turn by turn… Now, dear customers, get off my fucking case!
SciFi Channel changing name to SyFy →
Sub-file under “who gives a fuck” chronicfail: file under stupid
If you are going to...
write reviews on Yelp on a German establishment and attempt to be clever by using the German spelling for “beer,” please do not be an ass and butcher our language by spelling it “beir.” Thank you. That is all.
"We're going to have to treat you as if you were...
Does this mean no Mongolia 2011? chronicfail: ilovemyself: chronicfail: For the record I am in fact NOT HIV positive. oh sweetie. that’s fucking horrible and ridiculous. Maybe it won’t take as long as they say. Maybe fuck drinking and 420 all the time instead? and maybe a second opinion? Sadly I’m allergic to THC FML
Is hearing key clicks from woodwind instruments in recordings charming or obnoxious? I can’t tell.
I need to stop reading comments on YouTube, tech blogs, etc. The ignorance of people just drives me crazy. Please learn how to spell and use decent grammar. Fuck.
Store Employees Included in Exploding iPod Lawsuit →
This just proves that people from Kentucky can be trashy idiots. When you buy a small appliance from Wal-Mart does the cashier warn you that it could short out and burn down your house? No. This woman should be counter-sued not just for wasting time and money but for being a fucking idiot. fascinatingryan: ridiculous.
Things I was involved in today
A morning meeting, 1/2 of which did not even apply to me or my job but still required me to come in an hour early Watching a cat play Risk. Three times. Made a movie. Was involved in a police sniper training exercise Went to a fruit market Made chicken mole Started counting down until St. Patrick’s Day And it’s not even Monday yet
A Cat Plays RISK →