April 2009
31 posts
Taking off for a bit...
I have been doing much thinking over the past few weeks about my life in general, particularly the internet and social networking. I’ve been asking myself “how are these things enriching my life and what, if anything else, are they keeping me from doing?” The conclusion I have come to is that things in my digital life such as Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook are nice ways for me to...
Reasons I need to move
A guy called a woman in the street ghetto then turned to me and said “and coming from me that’s REALLY ghetto.”
A scary, bearded biker daddy in a Colt t shirt winked and gave me the peace sign as I was walking to the train station.
More to come.
A: Would it bother you if I did this? (makes jerking motion under sheets)
B: No. I'd help you out but I have a sore throat.
A: You don't have a sore hand.
War will exist until the distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the...
– J.F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
If certain acts and violations of treaties are crimes, they are crimes whether...
– R. H. Jackson (1892-1954)
The [enemy fights] fiercely and tenaciously because it is their land and we are...
– T. L. Carter (1910-1987)
Things I accomplished yesterday
- Scrubbed the kitchen floor - Washed the shower curtain - Went cupcake shopping - Did 2 loads of laundry - Started working out moving plans for August - Went out for Chinese
Opening season
K: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Me: ?
K: you drunk yet?
Me: lol no. why would I be?
K: because its opening week and you never work
Me: I will be drunk on Monday. I have errands today
K: booo errands
Me: well it's cupcake shopping
K: um what?
Me: we are going to my grandmas for dinner on sunday and my mom wants us to bring dessert
K: and you have to go shopping for cupcakes. if you didnt like baseball i'd think you were gay.
irregardless
I prefer “irrespective.”
sweettangerine:
sandinmymouth:
heyheylookatmypenis:
is not a word
stop saying it
HUGE pet peeve. HUGE.
i kind of think it's awesome that pirates are back...
sweettangerine:
(via wolforgy)
what do you think of this?
Passover for Kids
A 10 year old boy was asked at the Seder, “Why is this night different from all other nights?”
“Because this is when we were in Egypt and told to GTFO!”
Oye.
Et tu, Ennui?: Hear me out, right-to-lifers →
thebetteritgets:
Hear me out, right-to-lifers
IF you believe that life begins at conception AND that at conception we are fully-realized human beings with full human rights
THEN you’ll probably be upset to know that up until a certain point, all fetuses are female
AND THEREFORE
All men are transsexuals, as they were fully realized female babies at conception.
AND THEREFORE
Jesus was...
The 19 worst drive-thru foods in America →
Fuck off.
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Why is there such an eerie correlation between the behavior and the appearance of crazy people?